semprejogabonito:

thefuzzydave:

so much smol

Who the fuck are you? Snow White?

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

snakegay:

dankmemeuniversity:

theblackmanonthemoon:

Me as a father 😂

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

superhero-nerd:

stuckinthe-climb:

*plays assassins creed to study for my ap history exam*

This is actually really funny. In high school my humanities teacher told us a story about one of the Europe trips he had gone on with the school a few summers past. So him and the group of kids were in the middle of Rome and the tour guide had gotten lost. They could figure out how to get to some church they were going to see. All of a sudden one of the students like call attention to himself. He says he knows where to go and just start walking around the streets, taking back roads and side streets and within 20 mins they’re at the church they needed to get to. My teacher asks the kid if he has every been to Italy before. He says no, he just knew where to go because he played Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

slavery:

Tumblr convention you wear your url on a name tag and everyone can legally stab one person

kaijupaws:

bill watterson callout post

• won’t let me in his house

• treats me like I have rabies

• wants me to stop cutting his phone line

wodneswynn:

Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too